The Ball Lover’s Guide to Balls by Ralph

Over the next few weeks I thought I’d run a little mini blog on balls to help all you fellow ball aficionados out there choose your balls. It’s a tough job, you have your hard balls, soft balls, holy balls, your fury balls with varying degrees of ghizzyness (technical term, I’ll explain later). Then there are your brand new balls some with dodgy bits of rope attached. I’ll be explaining how to get rid of that pesky rope the humans insist on attaching to some new balls.

This is a peek at a few balls from my extensive private collection, cool eh!