I was dragged out shopping today but its OK! We went to the Pet Shop. For some strange reason it was open on a Sunday. Normally in Germany all shops except food shops are closed. German pet shops have all sorts of neat treats. Here I will take you for a walk around my favorite shop:
Now this dog tucker is what I normally get at home. Bloody dog biscuits, dry rubbish compared with what I see my Humans eat. I know they say the dog biscuits are from many countries like New Zealand and Ireland but still they taste crap!
Happy Dog, my tail! Today they have some in from Canada, I’ll reserve judgement until I taste em but…
I love these treats, kangaroo, they are like giant bouncy meces and oh so yummy
And how about some doggy ice cream eh?
Dental sticks, what, something wrong we me breath?
They have live meces in here too. I guess they are bred for us dogs to eat so I don’t know why my Humans aren’t buying some for me!
Dog Chips, great when watching the Dog Whisper on TV when my Humans are out…
Oh my god, pigs noses. I want one, I really want one of those…
Back to that dental thing again. well I aren’t eating some old cows horn so I get a grin like his.
I just gotta get me one of these!!
Bulls penises, so they tell me. Well no thank you.
Ah pigs ears, yep I’ll have a dozen.
Can I have one? Its the checkout. Human checkouts have treats at little puppy humans levels and Dog checkouts have treats at us dogs level. Perfect I say.
Finally home and I see my Humans picked me up a six pack of doggy beer from the pet shop.Fantastic, only problem is I may have to let a ball go to try it.
R