Oh crap! This doesn’t look good. I thought it would be a little more salubrious. This is like some warehouse for machine parts…
OK, it was me who ate the last Krabin Chip, not Curly-Human, I come clean sorry, now get me out of here! Where are they taking me, this doesn’t look like travel to Australia? Come rescue me quick…
The Life and Times of Ralph 
Bon Voyage, Ralph. Hope the in-flight movies are to your taste. Looks like you have more leg room than most folks do – not to mention the ability to sleep fully horizontal. Looking forward to hearing from you on the other side – and that you soon get used to everything being upside down. Blog
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Have a safe trip.
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Looking forward to more posts from sunny Australia, I’m certain you will be well looked after all the way!
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Ralph, I’ve shipped critters around the world several times. Trust me, you’ll be fine. And you’ll be in Australia when you read this. Have a snooze and a chill.
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Good luck Ralphie!!!!!
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Poor Ralph! Safe travels dude! I was going to comment on how huge your box is, but then I remembered how long you’ll be in it. 😦
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