Woz out doing a bit of ball catchin at me new dog beach the other day and these rowdy lunatics turned up.
Kite Surfing, me socks… ya just distracting me gullible Humans from chucking me ball so clear off the lot of ya!!
Alright it was actually pretty cool. Wish I could have a go, I’d be great at it as long as someone glued me paws to the board, I’d hold the kite in me jaws and away we would go heh heh…
Any by the way as I was such a good prezzy opener last Christmas I have now formally been promoted to Chief Prezzy Opener!
Here’s me in action on Curly Humans recent birthday.
Only thing… I was certain there would be another ball in there for me like on me birthday last month but nadder… not a thing. Bit miffed about that since I did such a great job.
But then… A ball – loon. And what the blazes is it doing up there just floating… This is kinda weird! I bet me Humans’ have stashed it up there just to tease me, rotter’s. Better get it none the less.
Oh I know it’s filled with helium! That’s why it floats. I’ve seen Curly suck some out of these floaters to make her voice go all squeaky. If I just get a bite into the thing and I will bark like a chihuahua!
Until next time…
R
The Life and Times of Ralph 