The Battle of The Crate Continues…

The battle of wills over my missing bed and the new Crate continues. I’m still sleeping in the living room but I have to say I am starting to lose patience as I like to get an early night and my Humans keep me up by watching TV to some ungodly hour like even 10PM, go figure! Normally I’d just put myself to bed but oh wait, I DON’T HAVE A BED ANY MORE!

crate10  The latest from my Humans was to put a pile of me favourite balls in a heap in The Crate to “entice” me in.

crate11  Well no problem I say, I just reached in with me four paws firmly planted outside The Crate and grabbed my favourite ghizzy ball, you gotta love it.

1 – 0 to Ralphie I’d say… Over to you my lovely Humans…

Actually my Humans say I did technically have one paw in The Crate so there is hope. We will see as the saga continues.


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I Want To Know What Happened To My Bed!! Part 2.


No I am not going to be sleeping in the abomination tonight! I win, my Humans are letting me sleep in the living room, Yey!

Crate06 Look at the stickers on this crate will you! Live animals indeed! Crikey is there a chance of it being turned upside down? Even more reason to stay clear…

Crate05  I cant believe my Humans used a crate that has been used before! They just bloody well crossed out Matilda and put Ralph on. I wonder what happened to poor old Matilda eh?


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I Want To Know What Happened To My Bed!!

You are not going to believe this. I came up from the basement where I had been hanging out with Princess-Human, Went to fetch a ball from my crate only to find my bed and crate had disappeared! In its place a massive monstrosity.



These are before and after pictures proving the crime. I knew something was up when Princess-Human took me down stairs to play, she never does that…

Crate03  I’m beginning to smell a rat… Well a big meces probably… You see this new Crate looks awfully like a flight crate for transporting dogs on an Aircraft! Oh no! I must be being sent to Australia sooner than I thought… Woe is me…

Looks like my Humans put my old bed and everything inside, even a fav ball but I’m not falling for it. I aint going inside. No way, not happening.

I’ll try blogging later after bed time to let you know what happens next…


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