Sorry guys I have not been a great blogger over the last month.
This is not because I have not had anything to say you understand! It’s been a busy month.
First, don’t get me started on the Internet in Germany. Where we live which is only about 30km from Frankfurt our Internet is slower that what my Humans call Dial-Up. Don’t know what that is but it sounds slooow. Then it stopped working completely for two weeks! I thought I was frustrated, not being able to get my paws on a keyboard and all but you should have seen the steam coming out of the ears of Curly-Human and Princess-Human!!!
In the end my Humans decided it was time to go on holiday but they bloody well left me behind! I always go on holiday with them…
Even worse was they had some friends house-sitting for them and looking after me! There was a good-side though, my new Humans spoilt me with walks and LOTS of ball throwing, I got to sit on the sofa and eat treats and everything… Heh heh, perhaps I will bark at my family when they get home, pretend I don’t know them eh? I have my new Humans now.
Actually perhaps not, these new Humans are tiring me out, they go for walks really early in the morning and I’m just not a morning dog. Then they even have repeat walks during the day! Way too much for me, I have a new trick I use where I limp a bit to pretend I have a sore paw and cannot possible go out, works a treat! They are pretty cool though, just need a bit of further training from me…
My family are due home any day now. Secretly I really miss them and can’t wait to hear their stories and get back into my regular routines and blogging
Chat soon
R
The Life and Times of Ralph 
Glad you have your internet back!
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You are without a doubt the most beautiful dog I have ever seen!
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Ohh shucks… Thank you. I’m just a dog figuring out this human world I find myself in.
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